I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

Tacos.

Would you like me to get you an enchilada too?

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

This is true. So how do we fix it?

I don’t know. What makes you happy?

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

I want you to be happy too, Ollie.

Too bad we’re both doing a shit job of pleasing each other, then.

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

I didn’t think you would still care about who I dated.

I just wanted you to be happy. 

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

How did you know that Danielle and I even dated? It was two years ago.

Just like you do, Jacob; I have my ways.

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

Phones work both ways Olive.

Didn’t want to bother you when you had precious little Danielle.

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

oliverrgeorge:

They’ve been amazing, how are you Olive?

I wouldn’t either.

Yeah? Are you famous and rich now? I’m… Alright.

What do you say we do it then?

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

I always care.

Bullshit. Tell that to last five years you kept in contact with me. Oh wait; you didn’t.

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

jacob-calhoun:

Why are you drinking?

Since when did you care?

I need to get shit-faced tonight. 

oliverrgeorge:

I’d love to.

Ollie! Handsome as always. how have the last five years been treating you?

I definitely wouldn’t mind getting drunk with you.